As heard on the Band Trip

"Oh, Heck Flippin Dammit-DANGIT! I mean dangit!.....But that's what they saaaay!"

"Casey! Where are your pants?!"

"Tiara, we have to be at the bus in five minutes! Why are you still naked?!"

"I'm watching you."

"Honey, what happened to your savings?" "Uh...I uh...I dunno." (three days later) "eBay finally came!" "what's that, honey?" "It's a Storm Trooper costume." "....HONEY!"

"Guys, I have some REALLY bad news. We haven't let the maid in for two days, and we are out of toilet paper." "....That is very bad news."

"I'll go to the Dans with you!"

"You're not Indiana Jones! You're a butthead!"

"You look like princess Leia...that means we get to see you in a metal bikini!!"

"Hey, is the Princess a babe? If she is, I'll fight in the tournament!"

"Dani, I'm really your number one fan, that's why it says your name on the back of my shirt." -Chaston

"DisneylaaaaaaaaandDisneylaaaaaaaaandDisneylaaaaaaaaaaandDISNEYLAAAAAAAND! ....Hey, it worked!"

"One hundred and two! Hundred and three! Hundred and four!"

"What's that Mr. Chaston?! You can't swim? Oh, shoot, I'll save you, I just have to go get my group of four! ...... Okay Chaston, we're here to save you! Let's count off! ONE! TWO! ....Crap, where's number three?! Oh, YEAH, number three is in the bus, sad because he can't touch the water! What's that Chaston? Save you? Oh...well...I would, but...someone told me I can't get in the water! I gotta go get my light jacket!"

"That's my boyfriend."

"Mr. Burt, nobody really wants to talk to you right now."

"BLACK AND WHITE KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT!"

"George, your last name is now Smith, and you are thirty-one."

"And then...he burped."

"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AAAAAFTER AAAAA- NOOOOOOOO!"

"I really am Han Solo."

"Obviously, band parents love their children more than orchestra parents." -Chaston

"You guys, I'm leaving."

"I need a bathroom....NOW."

"Tiara, I have a crush on every boy. What am I gonna do?"

"BANGBNAGBANG! BANG BANG! BANGBABANGBANGBABABANG!"

"Oh...hello, Mr. Burt, I wasn't expecting you. Which is...why I'm standing...here...in my pajamas...and no bra."

"It doesn't matter. You can scream all you want, it won't change anything. They already know who's going to win." (one hour later) "GGOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAH GOGOGOGO GOOOO! WOOOHOOOO! AAAAAH BLACKANDWHITE WAAAAAAAH! THIS IS AWESOME! GAAAHGOOOOOOOO!" -Thomas

"I'm still finding food in my shirt."

"It smells like gym socks down here..."

"Good attitude?! Don't talk to me about good attitude! Wanna know where my good attitude went?! It's ON THE BEACH!!!!"

"It's cause I'm fat."

"You guys, I have like six concussions cause of Becca's mom. Now shut up and be quiet so I can go to bed."

"Dani! Your SHOE!"

"She screamed, 'Becca' the WHOLE time."

"I bet he crapped his pants!"

"Anthony, dude, you can't go in that one."

"Casey, Becca wants to know why you're mad." "I'm not mad." "He says he's not mad." "Oh, okay." "She says okay."

"I wasn't trying to pinch his butt, I was trying to lift up his shirt!"

"If she had pinched your butt, it would feel like this."

"AIIIIDA! AIIIIDA!"

"Danger around every turn!" "I eat danger for BREAKFAST!" "Are you hungry?!" "STARVING!"

"...only one napkin?"

"Sorry guys, I was pooped."

"Waka wakaaaa!"

"Hey Becca, will you get my phone out of my back pocket?"

"CAROLE SLAPPED MY BUTT!"